Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Not The Kind Of Hangar Rat We Usually See

We have a new lead¹ in the golf cart sabotage case, and a suspect is in custody.

ZA reports:
Duane tells me he caught the BIGGEST rat he's ever seen in our hangar. No doubt this was the critter that did the wiring on our golf cart in. He plans to keep the area poisoned so we might remind the members not to bring their favorite dogs² to the field.
Mario L. also suggests we not leave food³ in the hangar.

Footnotes:
¹ Get it? "Lead," like an electrical lead? I crack myself up sometimes - ed.
² Or non-favorite, for that matter - ed.
³ But you know, I've seen quasi-food-like substances such as vinegar and onion potato chips and something called 'sour apple trail mix' left in the hangar all summer with no sign of anything (two, four, or six-legged) trying to eat it - ed.

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